I’ve been to hell and back

…Men know him as the Dweller in Darkness, that brother of the Old Ones called Nyogtha, the Thing that should not be.  He can be summoned to Earth’s surface through certain secret caverns and fissures, and sorcerers have seen him in Syria and below the black tower of Leng: from the Thang Grotto of Tartary…

Drier than a …..

So the other day I was having a bit of a shitty day.  I had major potty mouth going on and I was as thirsty as all hell because of the stupid hot weather in Australia.  I mentioned to a friend that my mouth was drier than a nuns cunt and it hit me…..omg there…